Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast - A person who never laughs.
Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.
Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

no tell me that you’re terrified of life
tell me that it’s difficult to not think of death sometimes
Today I:
Woke up at 3:15am to the neighbors playing loud, horrible rap music and drunkenly screaming.
Fell back asleap around 4am until 10isham.
Laid in bed.
Talked to the lovely Marli <3.
Sewed a patch on my cardigan.
Ate a lot.
Listened to music.
My goal before I have to go to work at 4:30pm is to:
Continue to not leave the house.
Drink lots of tea.
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To anyone that posts/reblogs that scary face that looks like a cross between the Joker/saw accompanied with the screaming/growling noise and make it so it comes up when links are clicked on… FUCK YOU! UGHFUCKYOU.
I always have my headphones on, and it’s SO LOUD I jump and fling my headphones across the room+have a mini meltdown/panic attack.
You’re a fucking bad person okay!?

Young Hollywood in the Fifties:
13 Jun 1955, Los Angeles, California. USA —- L-R: Lance Fuller, Jayne Mansfield (seated in car), John Smith, Natalie Wood and Bob Fuller at a drive-in restaurant. —- Image by © Michael Ochs Archives/Corbis

Hey heart,
I guess I should thank you first for keeping blood pumping through my body. I truly couldn’t live without you!
However, lately you seem to be working overtime. You don’t need to be beating 99-110 bpm when I’m lying down. Just a normal 60ish will be fine. Heck i’ll even settle for 80!
You see, while you think you can handle the extra work other parts of the body can’t. Brain fogs up, eyes get tunnel vision, legs get weak, head hurts, emotions get out of whack, and well, quite frankly, I just want to puke.
I do appreciate the extra work, but just try to save it for when I’m actually moving. Now don’t quit! I’m just letting you know.
Love,
Jaye
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
she plotting something
I made a bunch of new patches the other day! Check them out!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/cathausDIY
Welcome to Lilliput:
I had spring fever one day and felt the need to expand our 3 foot by 3 foot kitchen. How does one expand a kitchen in a rented NYC apartment?
- Take off the cabinet doors.
- Use color!
Not only did removing the doors make the room feel a foot bigger, but the bright colors make your eye move upward and they don’t get stuck on the fact that only one person can be in the kitchen at a time. And the amazing thing is, we have made more food, canned more jellies and mixed more cocktails in this kitchen than any other kitchen in the past 15 years! Happy Spring!
Love this. I really hate covering up pretty things, I always take the doors off my closet, and will take the doors off my cupboards. Why hide?













